Wedding Fails(Limericks)

Have you ever dreamt of your wedding turning into a flop? For example. maybe the groom overslept, the maid of honor was throwing up, or the photographer had double-booked weddings. If you have had a dream like this before, you probably have categorized it as one of those "worst nightmares".

I will be attmpting to embellish this nightmare concept in the form of Limericks. I hope you can have a good laugh, and I pray that these mishaps never take place in your weddings. If you have had some humiliating events occur at your weddings, I would love for you to share those with us in the comments.

The groom has showed up very late

His mind was not in a good state

Had stayed up all night

Drinking all in sight

He needs to rehabilitate

The bride's dress seems to no longer fit

All of the bridesmaids want to quit

The rings can't be found

Have looked all around

And everyone has lost their wit

But can you cancel a wedding

Even if you can't find the rings

So music is played

But the bride delayed

For she has tripped above all things

She tries to get up but she can't

So her mother lends her a hand

Not wearing a smile

She walks down the aisle

To then see her hung-over man

All the bride can do now is cry

She just wants to curl up and die

She covets a drink

And runs out to think

Above all why was my man high

As for the wedding it was postponed

A much later date not set in stone

Had to erase the plan

Start all over again

With all having to reap what they've sown