Dating Rules, Farting, and Library Etiquette (Limericks)
Do You Know Your Basic Manners?
Here are some basic manners or rules you should live by. Have you ever wondered what you should or should not do while out on a first date? A first date is your first impression, and you do not want to screw things up! What about that moment when you really feel the strong urge to fart, do you give in? Have you ever thought about what the proper etiquette is at a library? These are all very important questions, and I am glad you have asked them. Why? Because I am going to hopefully provide you with some answers in the form of Limericks. Please enjoy!
First Date: What Not To Say
You look really different online
But we can still be Valentines
Our waiter is hot
I like him a lot
Maybe you aren't a good find
Too Fart or Not to Fart
The feeling is too much to bear
The pain is an awful despair
If I weren't on a date
I would have a clean slate
And my fart would then have some air
Library Ettiquette
You should never yell or run
Unless you are saving someone
Never steal a book
They will call you a crook
And don't ever beat up a nun
Have A Great Day!
I hope you have enjoyed these rhymes
Because they took up some time
Please write a response
If you would want
For that would be so very kind
More Humorous Works of Mine
- How I Won The Recipe Contest of June 2012
A satirical look at how to make a peanut butter & jelly sandwich with detailed pictures and step by step instructions! - Pickup Line (Limerick)
A Limerick featuring an example of a lame pickup line. Note that using this line will not get you any chicks!
